"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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