all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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