I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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