Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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