I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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