I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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