You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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