What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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