Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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