i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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