But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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