I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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