You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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