they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so that wasnt chicken after all
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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