As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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