found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
the day after is always just damage control
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
God, I missed his penis.
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