Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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