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(904): View more from Florida

I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.

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(530): View more from California

My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.

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(817): View more from Texas

he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.

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(804): View more from Virginia

i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song

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(770): View more from Georgia

He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.

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(925): View more from California

you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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(701): View more from North Dakota

A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.

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