Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.