2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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