Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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