they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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