I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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