My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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