you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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