Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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