apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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