2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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