I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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