Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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