there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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