Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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