i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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