It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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