Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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