It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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