windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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