So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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