Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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