If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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