Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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