I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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