I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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