i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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