Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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