do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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