good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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