I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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