actually, I'm a sock model
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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