They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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