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Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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