What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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