Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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