I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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