Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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